Nerd, Geek, Freak Call Me What You Like


When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents

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It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

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It’s so infuriating how Michael Brown, a seventeen year old boy who was brutally murdered, gets “he was no angel” in his fucking obituary but joan rivers who literally wished an entire group of people death gets a week of mourning and footage of her working at soup kitchens a billion years ago

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honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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